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brass band

An extension on the rusty trombone where a man recieves analingus (ie. a rusty trombone) and a blow job (ie. playing the horn).
Dude, I had two sluts up in the bedroom and they were totally playing in the brass band. Vanessa was blowing my horn, when Melissa started tounging my cornhole.
by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009
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band director

1. The most awesome teacher you will ever have. Often makes funny jokes, pokes fun at band students and spends an enormous amount of time making the band sound and look good.
"That band director, Mr.Minick, is a really cool guy!"
"I know right?! He's the best teacher ever!"
by Tbabstbone November 26, 2011
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Bandana

The stupid thing KSI wears on his head to hide his humongous forehead
Person 1: Yo you seen KSI's new vid
Person 2: Damn he be posting now. Is he still wearing that bandana
Person 1:Yeah fam to hide his forehead
by Yourforeheadisbigfam July 11, 2019
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backdoor matadore

(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.
Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!
by Wookiestick May 13, 2004
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Social Band-Aid

A policy, program, or collective act that is meant to cure the ills of society, but usually falls well short of achieving it's goal by failing to understand the root of the problem.
Our goal is not only to provide the necessary food to those without, as that is applying a social Band-Aid to a very grave issue. We are committed to education and raising awareness, creating a new methodology for ending hunger.
by endlesst0m384 February 21, 2009
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backdoor beauty

an attractive girl or woman who engages in anal sex.
"Hey Jon you see that girl over there?"
"Yea shes hot as hell."
"I wonder if shes a backdoor beauty."
by aka thadeaus April 18, 2006
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bandawkward

Used to describe an awkward event which takes places in the band room or involving band related persons.

Also pronounced "ban-awkward"
Band geek one: Dude, Ron just took off his pants in the lockerroom.
Band geek two: That's bandawkward.
by JanMGII April 16, 2007
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