pug ballet

A euphemism for an unlikely event.

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

free balling

When a guy doesn't wear anything underneath his pants/trousers/shorts and he is letting himself hang loose.

My boyfriend wants to look tight in his pants, so he decided to do a little free ballin' and forgot his boxers.

by ErynnGirl19 April 6, 2004

blue balling

To tease something or someone into expecting something that doesn't actually happen, most commonly used in reference to when a guy thinks he's gonna get laid but ends up getting none (see Blue Balls

"Are you actually gonna do it this time or are you just blue balling again?"

by SolSightWard June 14, 2018

ballin' the jack

An obsolete expression meaning "to make haste", such as grossly exceeding the posted speed limit when operating your vehicle. Usage appears to be limited to the southeastern Oklahoma geographical area among men born pre-WWII. The origins of the phrase are unclear but several possibilities exist. Railroad crews used a jack with a ball on the end when laying and bending the rails of a new track so it could have originated from some tech specific aspect of the track laying procedure, or, more likely, it is derived from a dance of the same name popular during the late 1910's. The dance was derived from an obscure song popular in dance clubs of the era, "Ballin' the Jack". Contrary to the first impression one may experience upon first hearing the phrase it apparently has no connection with a sexual act performed on a male donkey(a jack).

Boy howdy , I come off that hill I was a ballin' the jack , and danged if there wudn't a state trooper a settin' at the bottom of it.

You an Bubba race your stock car last weekend?

Yeah, We was a ballin' the jack til the motor blowed up.

by BlindBushPilot January 21, 2017

Beach Balling

When you get the spinning beach ball icon while working with a Macintosh computer. A Frustrating Experience.

When I opened Adobe Photoshop I was Beach Balling.

by Logantrox October 4, 2010

eye balling

when someone stares at you and it gets really annoying

Is she still staring at me?

Yeah, she's eye balling you

by liltats May 14, 2008

Ballpit Shark

A Nickname for a person who prays around children, genreally around parks and softplays

"did you know benjorman blanco is a ballpit shark?"

"sick tw*T"

by VenErik February 26, 2009