balconysexual

attracted to falling off of the balcony

"omg the balcony is so hot, i'm legitimately balconysexual!!" "wtf do you mentally disabled"

by richbro69420 June 27, 2022

balconysexual

attracted to falling off of balconies

"omg that balcony is so hot, i wanna jump off of it so hard, cause i'm horny and balconysexual" "stfu degenerate"

by richbro69420 June 27, 2022

balcony

verb

1. Being a total dumbass with respect to anything sports-related (particularly fantasy football) or any subject for that matter, while providing outrageous hot takes with the utmost confidence; most likely from a balcony somewhere.

2. To mis-appropriately reference GIFs in the context of the conversation in an attempt to gain acceptance from people who hate you.

3. Jerking off over the thought or action of upsetting Cian through online bullying; which somehow also concurrently arouses Cian due to his masochistic nature.

4.

A: Here he goes, he’s gonna balcony again.

B: “Man City dusting Bournemouth 4-0 hits different. Sammy Watkins out Tyreek Hill in and ya’ll underestimated the power of Vrabel”

by Teebotheewok September 27, 2022

Balcony Baboons

drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.

The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

Balcony Bar

A bar top table that fits onto standard railings, turning boring balconies into a bar!

We just got a Views 'balcony bar', and it's turned our boring outdoor space into balcony bliss.

by barlover987654321 January 16, 2023

Balcony Empire

A term for Fascist Italy when it was ruled by Mussolini. It refers to his preference for standing in the raised exterior balcony of an historical building when making a speech.

Italy wants to be an empire but all its become is an empire of balconies, a balcony empire

by Pepper Hudson June 21, 2023

balconium

Synonym for "garden leave". The period of time after leaving a job when you're still under contract but not required or allowed in the office.

I'm currently on a balconium but will start a new job in July.

I'm taking a balconium at the moment.

by WidgetFoo July 12, 2024