backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012

Backseat Baker

An idle person who will gladly yell instructions to you while you are busy baking a cake. Not to be confounded with the backstreet baker who, in this case, would be cooking meth.

"Bitch can't you see I can bake my own motherfucking cake; don't be such a backseat baker!"

by Museme July 6, 2014

the backseat lovers

the most underrated indie rock band ever

oh, you listen to the backseat lovers? i think we should get married.

by poo poi fart May 10, 2022

BackSeat Rizzing

when the homies try to rizz up your girl for you

Amelia: Ya'll suck at rizzing

Jah'Rond: Tell her you want to lick her dry

Jackson: Letme rizz her on my own, Stop backseat rizzing!

by Aphirdote April 22, 2023

Sent to the backseat

To hangout with a girl but then she brings her best friend along who then goes onto to lock you out of all conversations and if your in a car put you in the backseat.

When me and Kathryn picked up Alexis I realized I was about to be sent to the backseat.

by Skitts24 February 10, 2015

backseat blowing

To perform fellatio, which usually takes place in the back of means of transports (Train/Bus, Cars) and is known to be a sexual pleasure in the human nature.

"How did your date went?"
"Oi i was driving in 2 Birds in a 3 Seater, she couldn't blow me tho"
"HAH, so no backseat blowing for you"

by mrks_az July 9, 2021

backseat sharer

someone that shares links to articles/memes/other content without reading beyond the headline.

Person A: "Check out this article"
Person B after reading article: "wow, I can't believe they cover XYZ"
Person A: "Oh, I haven't actually read it yet but the title seemed interested"
Person B: "That is a peak backseat sharer approach"

by TC.unofficial August 3, 2020