squirrel blanket

a g string.

I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.

by Candi Barre September 24, 2009

Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.

After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

peeps in a blanket

An unlikely but delicious combination of peeps wrapped in freshly cooked bacon, invented by James Newland at Biola University.

Man, I gotta get me some peeps in a blanket!

by mrongey May 19, 2009

Chicken Blanket

When you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis. This maneuver gets its name because it looks like a raw piece of chicken and covers the penis like a blanket. Usually shown as a prank because of its ugly nature. Can also be used during sex.

"This chick was about to go down on me, but I pulled the Chicken Blanket on her. It was funny but then she wouldn't blow me."

"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"

by knifehands September 17, 2013

Blanket of Horribleness

The lens with which we look back on a relationship after it ends, abandoning all decent or positive memories and turning it into a failure.

"Your relationships were not all bad because they ended. You are just covering them with the blanket of horribleness."

by Denarse the Great February 11, 2022

airplane blanket

to initiate closer contact with an unsuspecting member of the opposite sex by offering them an airplane blanket that is far undersized for two people to fit under.

also refers to such blanket used for this purpose

"Yeah so, i totally airplane blanketed her. she went for it and we cuddled"

by Master Blanket Pilot January 29, 2009

spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen

Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014