Blanket pet 

Farting under a blanket.

After consuming a large quantity of beans Bob made several blanket pets!

Blanket pet by Troll trollin' August 16, 2011

blanket response 

A response given that does not directly address the question, rather gives a bland statement in order to appease the question giver(s). Usually involves offering a solution that does not leave said party responsible. -To beat around the bush.

After the Mayor received heavy criticism for poor spending, he offered a blanket response to the press to buy himself some time.

blanket response by b_TRAIN January 26, 2012

Blanket Invite

An open invitation that you have been given even if not explicitly brought up time and time again.

Stacia has a Blanket Invite to hang out with me, but she never acts on it and is left thinking "thanks for the invite!"

Blanket Invite by BigJinLA December 12, 2012

Blanket Ripper

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.

Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.

Blanket Ripper by sbjkd January 25, 2009

Blanket permission 

Given by someone who is definitely flirting with you. Offering you allowance to do whatever you want with the person.

Him: oh wow I shouldn't have touched your thigh like that.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.

Him: oh wow, yummy.

Blanket permission by LoveMonster November 8, 2021

blanket flapper 

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.

Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!

blanket flapper by Drgizmo October 24, 2010

blanket ratchet

Someone who lays on their side with their partner in bed and tucks the blanket under their back, rolls over to put an arm overy their partner and then turns over taking a little of the blanket with them. Then repeating the action through the night to steal the blanket.

Vicky Blackburn you're a blanket ratchet give me some blanket back!

blanket ratchet by Chris Risley 80 October 8, 2014