He needs some Baguettes in the face
by I_Love_Baguettes July 13, 2020
A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.
Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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by Haute Pepper September 15, 2011
noun
noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes
1. vulgar slang
- a term for erectile dysfunction.
noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes
1. vulgar slang
- a term for erectile dysfunction.
by YellowSwordtail July 27, 2017
A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.
by Dr. Random May 21, 2009
When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Fancy having a Nutella Baguette
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
A person who serves baguettes in the most supremely delicious form humanly possible (usually named katie). These delightful people are usually a rare find in a mate with awesome tits and great handwriting. Usually all people who experience any Katie Baguettes in a persons lifetime will have bittersweet memories as she come and goes from one journey to the next with her goodies. KB's will be be utterly missed (most importantly their delicious baguettes - which are fresh) and make you wonder if you'll ever just die of old age before you ever get over them
Tom... You know me... I don't normally talk of tits but man these KAtie baguette tits were awesome. I know! And her baguettes were even better!
by Lcs finest September 02, 2014
A Big baguette is an abnormally sized pieces of grain when approaching a large baguette take precautionary measures if all else fails call your uncle Ricardo and tell him to get a green-card and a jib before trump deports him because us Americans hate the Mexican culture - D_erds
by D_erds May 26, 2017