An annual competition or contest where Wattpad users enter their story in a specific genre. The winners of each genre will win a prize and must be above the age of 13 to enter their book. Winners are picked, judged by the amount of votes you get for your book.
12 year old Wattpad user: Ohmygosh! My fav. romance book on Wattpad is one of the finalist in the Watty Awards! *squeals*
Legitimate author: What's the title of the book?
12 year old Wattpad user: It's so brill, "im an ugly nerd and the super hot popular guy took my virginity and told me he loves me so i became pretty and im taking revenge" I think the book is going to get published!
Legitimate author: *kills herself*
Legitimate author: What's the title of the book?
12 year old Wattpad user: It's so brill, "im an ugly nerd and the super hot popular guy took my virginity and told me he loves me so i became pretty and im taking revenge" I think the book is going to get published!
Legitimate author: *kills herself*
by thepurplezebra December 19, 2013
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Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.
The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.
You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.
You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
by thisisathens January 31, 2010
Get the Socially Awkward Penguin mug.The new "hip" thing to say in a Facebook status update. Wildly used out of context by students and young English people in an attempt to stand out from all the everyday statuses that appear on the proverbial news feed.
CORRECT example. "That awkward moment when you're facing an old flame/work colleague on a train/bus and attempting to avoid eye contact."
WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"
That's not awkward, that's just laziness.
WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"
That's not awkward, that's just laziness.
by Sgwarnnog June 20, 2012
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Get the awkward boner mug.A situation that reaches extremely high levels of uncomfortableness and perplexity. It is when it is so awkward, you won't talk to the other people for the rest of your life. It is as if a giant brick of awkward fell from the sky and landed in the room, smashing all other emotions.
"Son, were getting a divorce."
AWKWARD BRICK
"Baby, I'm cheating on you with your two brothers."
AWKWARD BRICK
AWKWARD BRICK
"Baby, I'm cheating on you with your two brothers."
AWKWARD BRICK
by Jesus Dacuma March 16, 2008
Get the Awkward Brick mug.A friendship that feels awkward, especially after being dumped by your significant other.
Usually a friendship that you won't keep after being dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Usually a friendship that you won't keep after being dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Guy 1: You got dumped by that hot chick you really like? Are you still friends with her?
Guy 2: Ehhhh, I am, but, it's real awkward. Now, she can have a relationship with any guy she wants, and not feel guilty about talking to me about it. I may as well dump her as a friend. What I have with her is an awkward friendship.
Guy 2: Ehhhh, I am, but, it's real awkward. Now, she can have a relationship with any guy she wants, and not feel guilty about talking to me about it. I may as well dump her as a friend. What I have with her is an awkward friendship.
by Random Person 362 July 19, 2011
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