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A world where any and all plants are The Sacred Something of Something
Giant smurf looking guy: We should go to the sacred bush of lost souls. I hear it’s extra sacredy this time of year.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: We did that last week. How but the sacred shrub of hollow visionaries?

Giant smurf looking guy: Nah, too expensive now. What about the stick of underdeveloped dreamscapes?
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You didn’t hear? That place closed down awhile back. The only other place I can think of is the sacred cow patty of the valued elders.

Giant smurf looking guy: That settles it then. Go hook your hair up to that anteater looking horse and let’s get out of here.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You are so Avatar.

Giant smurf looking guy: If only I could control Ohio’s weather.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: At least you’re very Luke. You got that going for you.

Giant smurf looking guy: Yeah, but you’re no Becky. I’m so Avatar and I don’t even know it.
by Flagges Stone February 4, 2010
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When a man and a woman ttie there hair together and the man and woman takes turns choking each other until they turn blue while fucking eachother
After work last night me and a hooker went home and avatared eachother.
by J. Albrecht August 8, 2010
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two dogs fighting over treats is the same thing as two dudes fighting over an avatar.
by rtrain 5000 December 27, 2009
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Being environmentally too friendly. Coming from James Cameron's movie "Avatar"
Dude did you just throw that paper in a NON RECYCLING bin?!

WOAH, Avatar chill
by MiggyChan January 27, 2010
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The act of using a friend to have sex with someone else while you control them.
Joel and Richiard just fucked that girl avatar style
by Avatar2101 January 3, 2010
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Avatard

James Cameron fanboys who ejaculate with out physical stimulation at the mere thought of the movie Avatar (2009)
The Avatard I was talking to the other day started crying when I told him that I thought James Cameron had a silly beard.
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Aviation Ordnance

A group of Marines that have the physical features of greek gods. Able to lift heavy objects unlike there inferior aviation counterparts. Pose a seroius health threat to any one who desicrates there creed or makes any attempt to sabotage there wings or comes within 5 feet of them. Known for producing sticky green tape and wraping up there victims in the form of mummys, then beating there legs. If you dispute this definition please visit your local Aviation Ordnance shop and file your complaint, IYAOYAS.
Have you seen LCpl smuckatellie? No, he went to ordnance to file a complaint yesterday.

Did you know Cpl Beltbuckle is trying to lat move to Aviation Ordnance!? He cant do that! One of the requirements is to be hung like a horse.

(PMO) Were looking for suspects on a complaint filed last night. What was the complaint? Well apparently someone stole all the beer from someones fridge in base housing then had sexual relations with multiple females in the persons garage. ooooooh, Ordnance shop is two doors down.
by IYAOYAS 1 July 30, 2010
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