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Choke Artist

To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.
Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.

Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.
by NYNYNYNYNY March 10, 2007
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Autism/Aspergers Support Staff

1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.
1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.
by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010
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Autism challenge

A challenge some idiots are doing on TikTok. It's ableist and very offensive towards autistic people.
Person 1: Did you hear about the autism challenge?
Person 2: Yeah, that thing on TikTok assholes are using to be rude.
Person 1: Yup.
by ethanbenno May 29, 2020
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what is autism like

look around... everything around you is autistic
kid: what is autism
mom:you
kid: what is autism like?
mom: look around you
by cool A October 16, 2019
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Autism

A mental condition that makes communication verbal or nonverbal much more difficult. It is also known as Autism Spectrum Disorder

If you like to make school shooter memes about autistic people, stop. It's like making fun of someone for breathing oxygen.

Autism is not a joke. If someone has autism, they aren't automatically a fucking psychopath.

I have an autistic friend, and she is one of the most funniest people I have ever met.

There are ways to treat Autism such as therapies, specialists and medications, but it is not curable.

You shouldn't try to bully an autist. It isn't funny. It will just make you look despicable.
"I have autism, so I have trouble communicating with others. Please respect that."
by omeganeko January 20, 2020
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Autistic Self Advocacy Network

An autism organization that promotes respect and acceptance toward autistic individuals. In contrast to many other autism organizations, the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) motivates autistic people to freely express themselves in their own unique ways instead of forcing them to conform with the rest of society. This is the website to go to if you want to support the autistic community in ways that are actually meaningful.
I go to the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) to help out the autistic community. They actually care about autistic people and view autism as a unique condition instead of a disease.
by Dubiks December 6, 2018
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Autism

A disorder that can affect development of motor skills and affects communication. It also affects the nervous system. Some symptoms include obsessive interests, repetitive behavior, speech delay, and poor eye contact.

It is NOT an insult.
Thisv was written by a 12 year old with autism. I researched the topic and checked errors.
by buzuduzdacat October 5, 2018
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