assheadquarters

The place where assheads gather to be idiots together, or to plan moronic outings.

I've got to stop by assheadquarters to see if Frank is still there playing video games and listening to dance music.

by zeul April 4, 2006

Assaholic bitch

The derogatory term for the popular YouTube ihe or I hate everything commonly used by 12 year old boys in a YouTube comment section

Ur so unoriginal you assaholic bitch

by The johnny stabber October 20, 2017

asshat

a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)

"Andrew is such an asshat."
"Totally. His unit vector is definitely pointed in the ass direction."

by andiland August 11, 2005

asshelmet

absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".

do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!

by zem January 11, 2005

ASSghani

A slang term used for Afghani people. It is a word play on Afghani.

Hey man, I was in Kabul yesterday at the UN Hospital but we were swarmed by a group of Assghani kids begging for money.

by mantueater May 13, 2010

asshate

an asshat who is a hater

Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.

Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!

That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf

by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012

Asshat

A ridiculous person who lies on television and makes a spectacle of himself usually by making outrageous claims of moral superiority and intellect.

Tucker Carlson is an Asshat.

by ME_Observer December 29, 2010