assmasonry

Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.

see: shit, asshattery

also: assmason

Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."

Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

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Assmarmontry

To act like an assmarmont. To do things of an assmarmont nature. Up to and including any actions taken, that due to ones monumental stupidity have dire or emberassing results.

Steve put on a display of assmarmontry last night, he drank to much last night and fell off the balcony while trying to impress some chick.

by Brandon T. Johnson July 5, 2008

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assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

by Glimmer December 23, 2018

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Assmaster jackson

Not your typical jackson, but Assmaster Jackson. Droppin fools and breakin tools. Better ace that school and bring dem jewels. If you don't know the rule you betta drop that stool...out yo butthole.

Assmaster jackson ruled the school with his dirty stool, droppin those fools before he got dem jewels.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 22, 2022

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