asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

assuager

The God of advice giving.

Assuager, I fucking love you. Have my babies.

by Mr. Anson January 21, 2008

asswagon

a car driven by a Teabagger (i.e. someone that is an avowed supporter of the Tea Party movement).

There goes another asswagon to the Palin "I'm not quite ready to declare" non-Presidential rally

by Swainly July 27, 2011

assbag

A man whom gets a erection while looking at another man's ass. Often, this man will have a embarrassing nickname, along with a embarrassing life.

I saw Jared staring at my ass yesterday while having a boner. What a assbag!

by woeisme5000 June 13, 2006

Assbag

A bag of cocaine.

Somebody get the guy an assbag

by gheyfack May 1, 2010

assfaggot

One who takes a cock in thyn ass.

Brad is an assfaggot. He works at a chocolate factory as a fudgepacker.

by Steve Viola February 27, 2008

assvagine

the stench that comes from unwashed female private parts, noticed when standing downwind from her or by sitting next to her at work after she points her fan into your cubby.

"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"I'm not sure, but it seems to be coming from that fan"
"Yeah, I smell it now"
"Yeah. Smells like assvagine to me"

by Steven's bitch August 20, 2009