Assbrown

1. A Hashbrown enjoyed out of the anal cavity.

ex. Yo I got an assbrown from michelle branch, with ketchup nd shit.

by King Jamz May 24, 2006

Ass Fro

Hair in or around your asshole

Tom Ciccone likes to cut black mens ass fro using his teeth.

by SAMMYCO March 7, 2009

Asstronomist

A person caught or known to look at the female ass in an objectified manor, commonly pointing out the size and voluptuousness of the ass itself. Often times in general company or public.

John: Hey, did you see Gary? He is totally obsessed with Jennifer's behind.
Brian: Yup. He is one strange asstronomist out there.

by Chaircleaner September 25, 2008

Asscrown

Someone who wears ass on their head like a crown, so they can feel like the king of ass.

What a freakin' asscrown!

by Izelik November 16, 2004

Assbros

Basically friends with benefits, but for homosexual men.

Gay guy 1: So Brad and I are screwing every night now.
Gay guy 2: Are you guys dating?
Gay guy 1: No, he's afraid of commitment. We're just assbros.

by Canopenerdude December 1, 2013

AssProphet

A superior being, endowed with phenomenal wisdom and absurdity.

There were some who went away angry, some who went away confused, but all were enlightened by the AssProphet.

by a loyal follower September 1, 2004

assprone

An adjective that is synonymous with "Gay"

Dude 1: Hey, I just watched Brokeback Mountain last night
Dude 2: I didn't need to know that you assprone SOB

by Laver July 7, 2007