asservescence

The ability of a woman's hindparts to liven up the room and brighten the atmosphere. To put all the men on pause.

Her asservescence stole the breath of every man in the club!

by Ry-G October 13, 2010

Asseroma

An asseroma is the buildup of Low Density Turds (LDTs) around the lining of the rectum, giving the illusion that one needs a shit when they cannot. An asseroma can cause a number of health problems including Asseurysm, Thrombumsis and even a Myoarseial Infartion (more commonly known as an Arse Attack) if left untreated.

Max felt a great discomfort in his nether-regions, due to the Asseroma he had in his ass.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

asseltoe

When an ass is smashed together through clenching or excessive back fat....predominantly by females ...that creates a bottom of the ass camel toe like protrusion that mimics the vaginal camel toe.

Damn son....did you see the asseltoe on that girl?

by Ultimattdoom December 29, 2015

Assextant

A sexy assistant that you may or may not be having consensual sex with.

Hugh Jackman is rarely seen without his assextant.

by Riley Pierce December 18, 2017

Assetcs

A portmanteau of ass and the abbreviation of etcetera to form the word assets. This typical refers to a female's Ass, Breast, and Vagina

That girl's Jacket really brings out her Assetcs

by M.C Rick March 11, 2018

asserole

1) Severe soiling and or staining of old undergarments resultant from one's disbelief in the use of toilet paper;
2) A thing which one carries for too long.

Coined 9 Nov. 2020 by Domonic Potorti - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

"If your father carried around his asserole all day in his pants, you should not use his underwear, though they are clean (albeit stained), to polish the dining room table."

by Hamowa November 9, 2020

Asderto

The sexiest being alive, he not only attracts women but he repels them due to his sexyness. He is only meant for one person, himself. He also is the most talented man alive meaning you have no means of beating him in ANYTHING. Pretty much the ultimate being.

Y/N:Omfg Asderto let’s have seggs…
Asderto: No sorry I’m two sexy

Another example:
Asderto: Oh your good at ___ I’m better.

by jxungi February 11, 2022