Asshat

A crude insult to describe a rude or inconsiderate person.

Person 1: "Wow, he's such an asshat"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know right"

by artist_chaz March 15, 2019

asscabaret

A place where asshaberdashers go to knock back a few drinks, shoot some stick, listen to music, etc. while still acting like total butt wagons with no fear of being 86ed for their obnoxious behaviour.

{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!

by Telephony July 18, 2020

Asshattishness

The quality of being asshattish; churlishness

Stop this asshattishness at once, you little fucktard, or I'll stop it for you.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshatter

One who is not only an asshole, but has a tendency to have outrageous and asinine outbursts

Messley Snipes owed his brother money, and was forced by him to shout aloud on the bus, "I am an Asshatter!" to absolve his debt. (true story)

At the Taqueria, a drunken angry hipster was screaming obscenities at the amiable Hispanic cashier. I was forced to kick his asshatter ass.

by Lil Tiniest March 15, 2011

asshat

An mutant deuterostome.

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!

by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007

asshats

Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.

Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.

by Expane October 27, 2005

Asshat

The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

Asshat

"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"

by Stinky Nan June 3, 2017