Assboating

When someone sticks their face in between your ass cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating "brrr" sound with their lips.

Mike saw a naked Tim lean over to pick something up and launched a sexy surprise assboating attack.

Ken ended up accidentally assboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after sex.

by MissLynx September 2, 2013

Assblower

A fucking retard and moron

“Hey assblower, come here.”

by Aass June 22, 2018

assdoodle

1.) A person who says random things that dont make sense to anyone but them.

2.)Original coined by a young boy for a brooklyn construction company's secretary: Tania Baladi.

What are you talking about. That makes no sense, YOU ASSDOODLE!

by Mark Garcia April 6, 2006

assboob

when u shit on a girls boobs and rub it in with ur ass

omg bc spearo has such big mitties (man titties) i gave him an assboob in the gym locker room

by timmy taint January 13, 2008

assdoodle

a person that says random $#!+ that nobody understands. most commonly seen with fellow assdoodles, and they usually have the most assdoodley conversations.

Hannah is such an assdoodle, but the queen of all assdoodles is her best friend Lisa, who even confused herself once time.

by Bradleyyyy February 23, 2008

Asspoor

cheap, cheesy, lame or of low-grade or inferior quality. also can be used to describe a failed attempt at something. basically, poor as ass.

Celene Dion's lyrics are asspoor!

I did asspoor on my math exam!

We played 18 holes of minigolf last night and I scored an 82. ASSPOOR!

by heltaskelta June 25, 2009

asstoo

When you get drunk and get a tatoo on your ass.

Hey Wes, you got to sit down for this. We got drunk at the rugby game and ended up getting asstoo's.

by ALexfromradford October 5, 2009