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Guy:where did you get that phone
Guy 2: Oh at the Apple store
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Wayne Gretzky scored most his points off apples
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APPLE.
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apple crunchy
caveman like apple
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A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports
Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
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Computer, mp3, laptop, and phone-making company.

They're famous for their iPods, but has a dick CEO and a plethora other problems with how they handle public relations, known to be intensely jealous of PCs

Apple products are hella expensive and overrated, obsessed with itself, wants to take over the government and world.....even though they're just a design company with no real innovations in how we use technology.

Not wanting to compare Apple to their competition, but Apple can't do damage control when their customer gets pissed at them. They think they're popular.
Apple the company is made in the U.S., and is a worldwide distributer. Their fans are snooty, reflective of the company and stems from its insecurity at being less popular than their competition.
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What the fuck are you stupid. It’s a goddamn apple.
Guy stupid:”yo what’s an apple
Guy 2:”are you an idiot jerry?”
Jerry(guy stupid):”yes.”
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