russian applause

a male or female sticks their 2 fingers from each hand into the ass or pussy, slides the rest in and start clapping inside the male or female

Bro did you hear? Alex and Mary did the russian applause

by CrayolaTwistables August 23, 2021

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par-four applause

Perfunctory applause motivated by a sense of obligation or politeness rather than from genuine enthusiasm or admiration.

Mary's version of "Killing Me Softly With His Song" generated only par-four applause from the karaoke audience.

by von Trips August 29, 2009

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(noun)
1: A patty of stool that is created when you shit your pants while in a seated position.
2:The bi-product of a single mass event of explosive diarrhea that occurs while clothed. The diarrhea of which, resembles the viscosity and texture of thick pancake batter and/or heavy applesauce.

Sarah's asshole couldn't handle the pressure and splashed an applesauce pancake onto the inside of her pants

by Christmasham January 9, 2014

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applesauce goo

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she made me produce applesauce goo

by dannyphantom69 December 10, 2017

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applausible excuse

An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.

Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

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