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Angerpated

To be so angry that your outward appearance takes on a constipated look.

Usually occurs at work following some ridiculously stupid decision made by a complete retard (or an entire team of retards). You will tend to be caught sitting at your desk with a far away thoughtful look but you're completely red-faced as if trying to push a stubborn turd out of your ass.
Christian: What the hell is wrong with Paul?

Lee: Oh he was told he's going back to work the phones at the helpdesk for a few hours so he's angerpated.
by whev January 6, 2011
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irrational anger

You know when you're really mad like really REALLY mad but it's this tiny little thing that has caused your outburst like I don't know you dropped your toast and it landed on the spread side and your just like FUCK but like gravity has made that happen so maybe you should just be angry with Isaac and then he's dead so how can you be angry at a dead guy!? FUCK!
Irrational anger is When you want to flip the table because you spelt a word wrong, it would be rational to just backspace but this is irrational anger what do you expect?
by Averymadman December 2, 2013
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v-angle

The acute angle created by the spreading of the legs in a female. The apex being at the groin. The angle is noted to be increased in direct correlation with promiscuity.
Dude she's been around the block. Check out THAT v-angle. It's almost obtuse!
by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017
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angel angle

a girl who takes sexy pictures from a creative angle. Although sometimes she takes them at the perfect angle.
That girl Rik is a pro at the angel angles, but then she hit me with a pic at the right angle and blew my mind.
by mattsj July 3, 2018
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anger dragon

When you cum in another's mouth and he/she swallows it then you slap them in the back off the head and the cum comes out of there nose
Damn bro I have Jessica the anger dragon last night have you ever have some one the anger dragon Bryan
by Kevin detunga September 1, 2016
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fat girl angle shot

a photo of a tubby girl which makes them appear not tubby by the use of a flattering angle.
1: dude, check out this hottie i'm meeting up with later, i'm gonna bang her silly
2: bro, that's a fat girl angle shot, guaranteed this fattie is 180+
1: whatever bro, see you later
later....
1: what has been seen cannot be unseen
by JinJinJinJinJin April 3, 2011
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Angery

You get angery wen take even 1 smoak of marijuano
Random guy: has take 3 smoak, ANGERY
by The dankest of may mays November 1, 2017
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