Fart Amnesia

The act in which someone farts and then proceeds to forget they farted.

"Dude what is the terrible smell, did you fart?"
"Nah dude that wasn't me, you must have fart amnesia."

by AK Minder June 6, 2015

Russian Amnesia

Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.

Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.

by Jm831 April 19, 2018

porn amnesia

When you can’t remember what happened in the porn movie you watched last night.

Man I’ve got porn amnesia.

I can’t remember if she had big tits or a dick.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

Weather induced amnesia

When people who live in the Midwest forget how to drive when it snows.

There is a 20 car pile up on 55 thanks to weather induced amnesia.

by Tankt73 December 11, 2019

amnesia

An ace nightclub in San Paroche in Ibiza, is used in the film kevin and perry go large. Plays pumpin house and balearic pumpin, also chicane, lol.

hey dude did you hear the set at amnesia last night it was rincin'!

by Vicki Baron November 4, 2003

Toilet Amnesia

The act of pooping on a toilet and then spacing out for about 10 minutes thinking about anything.

Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.

by vivarlotto January 7, 2009

digital amnesia

Occurs when you can't remember where you heard something or read something, but you know it was on your phone.

Often occurs when reading email and text messages on the go - you forget about the message until something else in life reminds you and you then remember when/where you received that text or email.

Common belief is that it occurs because since you are not sitting anchored to a desk or a laptop, you forget the message context because your attention is immediately drawn to the car in front of you, your kid screaming in the backseat, having to pay for groceries, or any other activity "on the go". See threadnesia, cell phone amnesia, e-mnesia

Lumberg: Peter, do you have that TPS report? I emailed you 2 days ago.

Peter: Oh yeah, huh. I think I got that message when I was at the strip club so I kinda forgot about it. Ya know, I do have a wicked case of Digital Amnesia now with this iPhone. Can I get it to you tomorrow?

Lumberg: Yeah, but this is your last warning.

Peter: OK - well just email me

Lumberg (in the Droidzone): Just sent it to you.

Peter: That'd be great!

by ellare October 22, 2010