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amazon lung 

Amazon lung is suffered by Amazon warehouse employees who inhale cardboard dust floating freely throughout company fulfillment centers. Some of the most common symptoms include shortness of breath, decreased exercise tolerance, chronic cough, coughing up phlegm and inability to breathe lying flat.
My doctor ordered me to take a medical leave of absence from the warehouse due to Amazon Lung.
amazon lung by HyperShred July 15, 2019

Amazon gift 

Something you order from Amazon.com and have no recollection of ordering.
Amazon gifts run me $200 a month! Who charges for gifts!
Amazon gift by Zenamaste April 18, 2020

Amazon echo 

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."

Amazon Rain Forrest 

A pussy so wet, yet hairy, that it resembles the Amazon Rain Forrest
Yo dawg! This girl just sent me nudes, I saw her Amazon Rain Forrest!

Amazon Flip 

When you take Morning Glory seeds, Dextromethorphan (DXM) cough suppressant, and nutmeg all bought from amazon.com
"Hey Joe, wanna use $30 and do an amazon flip this weekend?"
"The fuck is wrong with you Jimmy"
Amazon Flip by YouCantKillaGod February 10, 2022

Amazon Fire Crotch 

The act of eating out a female while her menstrual cycle is coming out full force.
"Last night Steve preformed the Amazon Fire Crotch for Anne"
Amazon Fire Crotch by Andrew June 19, 2006