Amanda
Amanda by Pastamasta October 31, 2020
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They call me Tatonk,
And like my badonk.
When I walk down the street
The cars go 'honk honk'.
I'm Mmmduh to others.
But not to my lovers.
They call my Amanda
unda da covas.
And like my badonk.
When I walk down the street
The cars go 'honk honk'.
I'm Mmmduh to others.
But not to my lovers.
They call my Amanda
unda da covas.
Amanda by RahRahsHandlets October 5, 2010
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Amanda
Boss bitch with cute hair. Amanda's usually have beautiful blonde hair, blue diamond eyes with a damn cute smile. Amanda's commonly hear "well that's a pretty pussy." Don't be fooled by Amanda's sparkle cause this bitch shreds like a ninja. Amanda's exterior is all glitter and glam but she is dead af on the inside. Amanda's are notorious for saving text messages in case she needs to use it against you later. Amanda once let a 50 year old married man lick her nipple just to show his wife of 30 years a picture and watch it all fall apart. Amanda lost her virginity in high school during a threesome so do not attempt to bore her with your best vanilla sex. Take her out for an expensive dinner and drinks and you are most likely to get pegged afterward. Femdom is Amanda's favorite past time. She will call you names, piss on you, fuck you in your pathetic man pussy and leave you broke, sticky and confused. When you ask her not to tell anyone have no fear, she has video, audio and text proof of the events. Amanda most likely notified her partner in crime, MexiMelt, the minute you left. It should be noted that most relations Amanda has are heterosexual but she is a lesbian at heart. Amanda even coaches softball and has the visor to prove it. Amanda's only weakness is being told no. It should be noted that an Amanda has been trying to court SilkyMeatloaf to no avail.
Did you hear Amanda got Jimmy Wavemaker to leave his wife and kids?
When he left she broke it off with him, posted vids of him getting pegged and smeared shit on his black Camaro! Amanda is ruthless!
When he left she broke it off with him, posted vids of him getting pegged and smeared shit on his black Camaro! Amanda is ruthless!
Amanda by SilkyMeatloaf July 26, 2019
Amanda
Strange, Weird, Crazy, loving, insane, perverted, caring, funny, the best friend a girl could ask for....but a name I'm still never naming my child
Amanda is my awesome best friend
Amanda by Theresa Jolie Pitt December 14, 2010
Amanda
Amanda by shakabenashada February 18, 2010