alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

by erik polakowski July 25, 2006

Anal alarm clock

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

by jpsexinspector May 31, 2007

Aldaris

The representative of the Protoss Conclave in the computer game Starcraft, Aldaris divides his time between lecturing and arresting Tassadar and Zeratul, fucking up the best plan to defeat the Zerg, and telling the Executor to construct additional pylons. Is eventually murdered by Kerrigan.

En taro Adun Executor. I am Judicator Aldaris, and I have been sent by the Conclave to guide and counsel you...

by UncleAndross July 5, 2008

Algarete

A puertorican slang used when somebody does something really crazy or hardcore.

¡Diantre loco estás algarete!
You did what?! Algarete!!

by Marimartz September 28, 2018

fire alarm

A nice way to annoy people in public buildings.

break the fire alarm and piss them off.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

by Milk D August 9, 2008

Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.

Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up

by rossman120 April 22, 2008