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Alternative facts

When truth is so unfavorable to a pathological liar, that they must invent a whole new category of lies to describe their nakedly intentional acts of deception.
Kellyanne Conway told CNN that the President and his Press Secretary presented alternative facts about inauguration photographs that prove conclusively how few people attended the ceremony.
by hewritesforODandcoinedthisterm January 22, 2017
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Altered

Having a distorted or altered state of consciousness as a result of drug use.

Occasionally it is spelled "Alter'd"
"Dude! *he-he* I am sooo000oooo0o fuggin' altered"
by Cody April 15, 2004
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Alternative Rock

A genre of music containing many different styles of rock. It began with punk, but contains many other sub-sub-genres, like electronic, folk rock, grunge, etc. It is known to be less popular than mainstream music and always has been. Many alternative acts make a few hit singles on pop charts though.
REM was the first true alternative rock band. There are tons of great ones now, like the Killers and Jack White
by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015
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alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.
That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!
by ken69 January 27, 2009
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alternateAU

The shortest man on Twitch, possibly in the entire world. Also got grass for hair and is a huge furry weeb femboy.

Biggest plonker in Austria - the AU stands for Autism
Addicted to weeb impact gambling sim -$500 OH NONONO
Oh yeah that alternateAU bloke? Yeah he's a dodgy geeza, odd bloke ent he.
by Neva69 October 24, 2020
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alternasnob

Someone with alternative taste in music who looks down on others with mainstream taste.
Man! Ryan makes fun of me just cause I listen to Justin Timberlake. He's such an alternasnob.
by Ryan Phillips January 11, 2009
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Altenberg

The act of intense rage after a FIFA game usually involving violent smacks to a Canafax or Anyone else in the room
After he lost that FIFA game, he Altenberged.
by Evil Lord Xenu December 15, 2014
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