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Alternative Suicide Holiday

Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"

Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
by Kimithylee665 June 18, 2006
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Alternative Rock

Music usually influenced by punk, grudge, goth, indie, as well as classic rock. Sometimes called Modern Rock. It’s not designed specifically to be popular, usually doesn’t include any synthesizers or mixed music, and is usually less “harsh” than what one would classify as Hard Rock.

The label “Alternative” often applies to new music/bands before they become more widely popular due to creative people whose music does not fit into current genres.
Examples of Alternative Rock Bands: Interpol, NIN, Queens of the Stone Age, Beck, Audioslave, Garbage, The Mars Volta, Green Day, Weezer, Hot Hot Heat, The Killers, Coldplay, The White Stripes, Gorillaz, DMB, Modest Mouse, Moby, Chemical Brothers, Franz Ferdinand.
by devious69grl May 14, 2005
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An Attractive Alternative

It is something, anything really, a movie, a book, a different seat in a restaraunt, a contract, anything.
ANYTHING!
It is something that appeals to you more than whatever you are primarily dealing with. attractive alternatives occur in daily life almost every minute.
GUY 1: Im really bored!! I've seen this movie already

Guy 2:Well, i have An Attractive Alternative to what we are currently doing. There is this band playing, they are called AAA, they are a really hip trio, lets so watch them play!

GUY 1: That does sound like An Attractive Alternative, lets go watch them play!!
by Calvin Riley July 26, 2007
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Alternative to what?

Alternative to what? Alternative music is just part of this grand social simulation (assumption of a false appearance. Imitation or representation) where nothing is really happening but an ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea) reinstatement (to bring back into use or existence) of regurgitated (vomited) material... been there done that man!
by rperazag July 28, 2010
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alternative frum

The proper term for "JINO."
I'm not a JINO, you bigot. I'm alternative frum.
by Queen Buttrix May 13, 2021
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adult album alternative

Not to be confused with "adult alternative", though it often is and kind of overlaps with it sometimes. Used to describe radio stations that play everything in rock that's typically not too "aggressive" or not too "soft", from The Beatles and Bob Dylan to The Shins and Modest Mouse and everywhere in between. Should NOT include John Mayer, Jason Mraz, James Blunt, etc. though unfortunately it often does. Sadly, most of the stations that play it tend to be closer to adult alternative than adult ALBUM alternative.
{adult album alternative} {adult alternative} {The Beatles} {Bob Dylan} {The Shins} {Modest Mouse}
by SomeKindaGuy April 22, 2009
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Queen of alternative

Bestie, have u ever listened to the queen of alternative?

-Yes, she wrote NFR
Omg, AOTY
by folkilomilo September 12, 2020
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