alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.

"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."

by GlazeHer August 29, 2021

Achievement alcohol

Alcohol earned through considerable effort.

Jimbo: The damn store was closed so I had to go two towns over, in the snow, without shoes, while being chased by wolves, to get these distilled beverages.

Eoin: Ooooh, Achievement alcohol. lemme try.

by Yokisaan May 18, 2010

alcopops

Alcoholic Soda Pops. Modern day drinks with fruity flavor. like lemonade or strawberry flavored alcoholic drinks.

To attract a younger generation of drinkers, many liquor companies have created alcopops.

by ebeazy November 17, 2006

Alcohobbit

A short/smaller person that tends to drink a lot, and in great amounts.

Bryon White is an Alcohobbit.

by mystery guy sea March 10, 2011

alcolapse

a temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgment brought on by drinking alcohol and becoming drunk.

"I don't remember cussing my ex out. Must have been an alcolapse."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach July 27, 2015

Alcohol

Alcohol is used for various purposes. Many people are drinking it, but it is also used for medical purposes (i.e. to sanitise your hands). It's ok to use for medical purposes, but not ok if you drink it. Drinking alcohol will not only harm your own body, but will also destroy other's lives.

Alcohol is haram in Islam because it is harmful. Don't drink alcohol.

by Jaga Kesihatan Diri July 8, 2022

Alcohol Poisoning

Is what my friend Charles got after 15 shots of wild turkey in 2 hours. Puking is usually consistent for upwards of 6 hours, accompanied by shirtless grunting and dry heaves. Following that is a period of delusional, semi-coherent bouts of swearing, and culminating with an attempt to crawl into my bed. which was denied. Recommendations are to not drink 15 shots of wild turkey, ever. Especially the day before your first server training shift at Olive Garden.

Sorry for spilling your Fettucini Italiano all over your face, ma'am. I got alcohol poisoning.

by hey. there. shittyshittyfagfag January 21, 2009