Alannah is a woman with gorilla grip pussy lips. Coolest chick around town, but will follow the rules to the tee! Loves playing Pokemon and has 2 cats that pile on to her expensive vet bills.
Hey Alannah can you help me open this Jar of Jam?
Sure, I don't need a can opener since I've been doing kegels and my pussy has that gorilla grippies now.
Sure, I don't need a can opener since I've been doing kegels and my pussy has that gorilla grippies now.
by Crackatata December 24, 2022
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He may not be perfect but he tries so hard.
He may not be perfect but he tries so hard.
by JulieWifey December 1, 2010
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