Alanis

To perform fellatio during the watching of a film in public

Will she go down on you in a theater?" "Yeah man, she gave ma an Alanis the other night!

by JonNoClocks June 10, 2011

Alanis

giving falacio to a numerous amount of males in one night

She attempted to pull off an alanis the other night

by Jesse Dirtstash December 25, 2009

Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.

by Ang Badang April 9, 2016

Alaric

Self obsessed, arrogant, complusive liar who thinks the world revolves around him and will never admit to being a total shit head even though many have said it about him behind his back.

Most commonly seen lurking over someone's shoulder awkwardly as if he wants to be a part of the group but nobody actually wants him there.

"Don't you think Alaric is a total prick?"

"Can you please tell me why Alaric is hanging around us like a bad smell that just won't fade away?"

"OI! Alaric you're a shit head!"

"Watch out by the way, Alaric is hanging around your bird again"

by montickleitis December 28, 2009

Alani

Cunt

Alani is a cunt

by Your friendly neighbourhood May 18, 2017

Alanis Morissette

Not ironic a Canadian.

A: Did you know Alanis Morissette is Canadian?
B: Well, even if not ironically not being ironic or whatever, the fates sure have a curious sense of humor.

by So? July 7, 2008

Alaric

Noun: (A-lair-ic)A male who loves to suck the cock.

person 1: "wow, he loves to suck cock"
person 2: "Yeaah. he's an alaric"

by santaclaus12 June 27, 2008