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lady ache

Lady ache - the pain resulting from the shedding of the uterine lining, happens periodically to ladies and often causes quite an ache. Also known as girlie guts.
Sorry Miss I can't do PE today, I've got lady ache.

Sorry boss can't make it into work today got terrible lady ache!

No sex tonight darling, got lady ache.
by Amleth January 9, 2010
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dick ache

the kind of ache that you feel in your dick when you have an extensive fuck session of rough vigorous sex or prolonged sex, leaves you unable to sit, walk or piss properly for a while
I dicked her down last night, her pussy can still feel my dick. But I realise I've got a dick ache too. Haha. Can still feel her tight grip.
by Johnwick98 January 20, 2022
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alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.
"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''
by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016
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Stomach ache

Used commonly by those who avoid coming into school or social events.However, this noun is mainly used as an excuse
.
Teacher: why are you an hour late to the business lesson *student's name* ?
student: comes up with an excuse Sorry sir i had a stomach ache.
by litmaster123 December 29, 2019
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belly aching

V. to complain, to "pitch a fit". Mainly only used in the gerund.
*"I don't belly ache" instead-
"I ain't belly aching"
Coloquial term used in the southern rural areas of the US, (possibly other areas?)
"Quit che belly achin' an' complainin', bauw!"
"I ain't doin' it mama."
by JRW February 28, 2005
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chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode
Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!
by Hosethedaddy May 11, 2016
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F-Ache

(Noun and adjective)

Noun:
Someone who deceivingly associates with situations of prejudice, abuse or oppression in order to gain compassion.

Adjective:
A deceiving (fake) effort by someone associating with situations of prejudice, abuse or oppression in order to gain compassion.
Noun:
Jason talks about being the victim of prejudice to gain attention, but he grew up in a privileged neighborhood with no oppression or violence. He's a total f-ache.

Adj:
So many people use popular hashtags to gain followers and attention on social media. But their posts are f-ache news.
by LCat July 12, 2019
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