Auto-Nod

When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.

I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...

by BobboFairbro November 3, 2011

auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands

lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me

by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008

Auto-Vibe

When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.

“Hey do you know Mimi?”
“Yeah! We auto-vibed when we first met.”

by isamniia February 28, 2020

auto-mourn

The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.

Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.

by Captain Negative July 20, 2017

Auto-Bestie

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.

Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.

by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008

Auto-correct

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.

Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct

by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015

Auto Bands

American rapper.

Automatically touching (racks) thousands of dollars.

Coming to the stage...Auto Bands!

by Linkupinc June 26, 2020