Asphalteroid

An object, usually a rock, that hits the front of your car. As these projectiles are usually unavoidable, any scratch or dent they may make must be accepted as a scar of city driving.

"That dump truck was dropping major asphalteroids."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Aspin

Aspin or asong pinoy is Philippine Native dog. They used to be called askal, a combination of the Filipino words “aso” (dog) and “kalye” (street) . But in the early 2000 they were given a more appropriate and socially acceptable name "Aspin."

I adopted a cute little aspin yesterday.

by caraan June 12, 2019

Kissing asphalt

To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.

#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."

by Mr. Booyah July 31, 2010

eating asphalt

Slang for being thrown from a motorcycle and hitting the pavement, sometimes face-first.

The way that dude rides his bike, it won’t be long until he’s eating asphalt!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

Asphalt challenge

When a person dies, their body temperature cools down to the temperature of the asphalt they lay on.

A man overdosed on some marijuana laced with fentanyl and took the asphalt challenge in his garage. Luckily, paramedics were able to use narcan and save his life.

by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020

Asphalt Cocktail

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.

"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"

by Solidmixer March 30, 2009

Asphadelacy

Seeing through someone and their lies.

Now i'm older seeing your asphadelacy.

by Jr.FTW January 24, 2017