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yoda ASMR

the kinkiest thing sinds Pornelius Hubert very sexy
Me:Dude you listened to that yoda ASMR
Peter griffin: Hamburger
by RealSexgod October 1, 2019
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ASMR

ASMR: Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, tingling relaxation from specific triggers.
Bro, i love asmr soo muchh
by bbDDvv November 7, 2023
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Batala's ASMR

an ASMR creator on YouTube with 937k subscribers as of now. Batala's videos can put you to sleep, soothe you, and even make you laugh. Batala talks WAYYY too much, but she's an angel when it comes to sleep and relaxation.

*SIDE NOTE: Batala is trying to get to 1 million subscribers on YouTube, help her out and subscribe!*
Friend 1: I had such a bad day today, I need some ASMR.
Friend 2: Listen to Batala's ASMR, her videos are amazing.
Friend 1: You're right, she puts me to sleep in 10 minutes! she talks SO MUCH though, like
im tryna sleep, not hear her ramble about her unnessesary shit!
Friend 2: fr!
by just another tiktaker January 12, 2024
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Tyson ASMR

Tyson ASMR is a YouTuber known for his hit videos such as "ASMR kissing you all night- 8 hours male kissing and breathing with beard", and "ASMR examining your balls Doctor role-play male soft spoken". He is a calming, loving man with voluptuous lips. He also exudes gay energy but that's okay because he is actually gay and there is nothing wrong with that. You could also use TysonASMR as an adjective meaning "To have your testicles softly examined by a 'professional' doctor"
person one: dude are you okay? you seem tense.
person two: nah bruh I gotta get my Tyson ASMR
by kushmommy520 April 22, 2023
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ASMR

ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a relaxing video that can feature anything, really, as long as it’s satisfying. The most popular triggers (satisfying sounds) are tapping, whispering, brushing, and much more.
I couldn’t sleep last night so I watched some ASMR and passed out like a baby.
by Pannwinner1 July 8, 2023
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Kozy K asmr

Kozy K is a popular asmrtist who does very interesting and a few creepy asmr role plays. Her real name is kalani and she is very humorous. She is very pretty and has wavy/curly dirty blonde hair.
Kozy K asmr is my favorite asmrtist!
by FAIRY_BERRY August 13, 2023
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ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.
1: I like ASMR.

2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?

1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
by CC-8826 October 2, 2023
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