Asian Whining

When Asian kids at school complain about getting a 99 on a test that everyone else failed

Martin: (sees 99 on a BC Calculus Test) OMG UBER FAIL! My parents are gonna kill me! They might even take away my StarCraft!!!!!

Ruifan: (holds up 63) Okay, enough with the Asian whining. Believe it or not, 99 is a good grade.

by DirtySanchez999999 February 22, 2011

Asian swamp eel

A common practice between friends in Japan resulting in one friend slipping an eel into another friend's rectum. It is most commonly done as an old traditional drinking game in which the first person to pass out is the lucky recipient. Daniel Tosh loves this prank, especially because it results in massive internal hemorrhaging and dehydration thus resulting in death due to hypovolemic shock.

One day, Daniel Tosh, a very strong supporter of globalization, agreed to party with a group of Japanese chefs. Tosh, being the lightweight that he is, got very drunk, took his pants off, and passed out at the party. The Japanese men spread his cheeks and inserted their prized swamp eel into his rectum. Luckily for Tosh, he was so used to taking things in the ass that the swamp eel had little effect. To this day the Asian swamp eel lives in the lower bowels of his intestine, eating the pride (that he swallows daily).

by Tee Gharrity November 15, 2010

Asisipho

Asisipho means , Girls are a gift . It is a Xhosa name that is so special because when a parent names you Asisipho it means she is grateful for the gift that you are. A gift that is intelligent

Asisipho Amantombazana

by Kay_Asie November 22, 2021

Asian Toyota Camry Driver

An Asian who typically drives a Toyota Camry. Sometimes they crash, sometimes they don't indicate but they never speed. usually, an old Asian grandpa or dad who doesn't speak good English and has a semi-bald head

Oh nice, our neighbour is an Asian Toyota Camry Driver.
Look at the Asian Toyota Camry Driver's Car!

by Camry Driver October 9, 2022

Asia

Asia is beautiful inside and out. she wish there was that one soul that could finally understand her. Outside she a happy person and very blunt but on the inside is miserably depressed. She has the biggest imagination in the universe and always find laughter in everything. In my eyes Asia is a goddess and i wish people can understand her more. In my eyes Asia just wants to be free.

Me: "hows life?"
Asia: "idk i wish i could fly on a pegasus"
me: "o.O'

by Reham abdul December 9, 2012

Asimina

is a very free spirited person that won't let anything get in her way. She's a strong loving character that is always willing to lend someone a hand. Other than being smart and talented, Asimina has a lot of characteristics that makes her unique and a wonderful person.

Don't you just love it how Asimina makes your day?

by Izzybella me September 24, 2011

Asian Basket Job

A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.

Bob: Dude, that girl was tiny.

Tim: Yeah man, I'd really like to get an asian basket job from her!

by Leroy McGillicuddy April 7, 2010