alcohol-sponge

A person whose body acts as a sponge and soaks up much more alcohol than you would believe possible for their size.

Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!

by Fuzzy Nutz April 8, 2009

Alcoheimer's

The inability to remember what you did last night due to massive alcohol consumption.

I woke up New Years' Day with a bad case of Alcoheimer's.

Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.

Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.

by elbid January 1, 2010

alcohol induced drippy shits

When you drink too much, the outcome the following day is usually diarrhea aka drippy shits aka aids (alcohol induced drippy shits)

Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!

by Half_pint420 February 12, 2017

Sophisticated Alcoholic

noun.

A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.

There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.

"Jimmy is a Sophisticated Alcoholic. A Campari Orange will get you his affection."

by Turing May 3, 2004

alcoholism

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.

by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015

alcohol

Alcohol. What most of your university/college life will revolve around.

Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.

by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

Alcohol Hero

Someone who regardless of any situation can destroy any alcoholic beverage in their path.

Alcohol Hero

by Diva Bitch April 19, 2011