American Airlines

1) An embarrassment for the airline
2) When airlines are comparing things, usually in a bad way

1) This leaky plane toilet is such an american airlines
2) Airline: WHY R THESE SEATS SO AMERICAN AIRLINES WITH SHIT ALL OVER THEM?

by paper lines June 9, 2010

American Airlines

One of America's "legacy carriers" and the largest airline in the world by passenger-revenue-miles. Headquartered in Forth Worth, Texas. CEO is Gerald Arpey. Has hubs in Dallas-Ft. Worth, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, New York and Boston.

American Airlines: something special in the air. F-U.

by [e-mail] August 5, 2007

delta (airlines)

DELTA

Didn't Even Leave The Airport.

"Hey, I thought you were going to New York?"

"No, my flight was on Delta aka delta (airlines)."

by plasmacobalt February 16, 2006

flying mexican airlines

the act or process of getting high by smoking marijuana

"hey dude i'd come over but neil's here and we're flying mexican airlines."

by lauren August 30, 2003

extreme airlocking

The act of filling all bodily orifices possible through the act of penetration. This includes, but is not necessarily limited to, the vagina, anus, mouth, ears, nose and urethra.

Corwi is the definite champion of extreme airlocking. He once succeeded to airlock 5 midgets using a variety of paraphernalia while blindfolded.

by sphynxter August 1, 2011

Delta Airlines

Makes you wait 5000000000 hours before boarding

A: Where are you?
B: Still in New York.
A: Why?
B: I'm flying Delta Airlines.
A: I pity you right now.
B: FML.

by Normal American Citizen December 13, 2012

Avirl Lavigne

Singer/Song-writer from canada. Worked with the matrix. Sang; Sk8r Boi, complicated, my world. The one who wrote all the poppy "punk" songs. Yes she was the one you listen to when you were 8 and you still like. Fuck! I know i still dance to "Freak out" hey it's fun. and i don't care if you think she's lame and sucks. But i must admit whats up with the hair that just f'ed up. I like her old stuff. and you know you rocked out when she covered metalica's "fuel".

hipster 1- "Hey did you see Avirl Lavigne's gone blonde"

hipster 2- yeah, never liked her (remembers when he saw her concert in '02)

hipster 1- niether did i (goes home and dances to "Girlfriend")

by Catherine & Garfunkel April 15, 2009