Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.

After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays

by d_leet December 26, 2016

Afternoon Playtime

The same thing as afternoon wood. An erection that occurs when waking up after the noontime hour.

It's 1 o'clock baby. Time for some afternoon playtime!

by ShineThatLight December 16, 2010

Early afternoon

The early hours the sun is in mid-sky, so from about 11am-1pm.

Wow, I can't belive it's so hot already and it's only early afternoon.

by TheW3 September 13, 2020

Afternoon break

The act of wacking off at work

Where's Frank? Taking his afternoon break.

by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020

golden afternoon

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.

Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

by Depressed kitten October 22, 2022

Afternoon Nigga

A person who wakes up in the afternoon everyday. He does not have any real job

Ahhh Mikal Andre Duna Skår is such a afternoon nigga

by Afternoon nigga master January 29, 2024

Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole

damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea

by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 26, 2022