Runner's Goggles

A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...

Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly

by TopGunOriginal May 28, 2009

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distance runner

distance runners can go long and hard, do it outside, in the woods, and on the move. girl distance runners have quite the butt.

that distance runner sure can move fast.

by H March 30, 2005

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Runner up

The person who comes in second. The first person to lose to the winner. The person who is made fun of just less than the person who comes in last.

"Dont worry Timmy, we'll still love you even if your the runner up"
Girl one: "Oooh, who's that guy, he's such a hottie" Girl two: "Oh, he's the runner up" Girl one: "Ew, he's so dirty"

by Kristen1641 September 05, 2006

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Runner's Penis

After running for a long time in any sport, especially cross country or track, a guy's dick becomes small, hard and cold with the blood focusing around the urethra.

"Hey man, that was tough run. I've got Runner's Penis now."

by Steve A. Smith October 02, 2008

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Homestar Runner

Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad and The Cheat. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.

"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?"

"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"

"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"

by Wubbzy February 11, 2004

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