kevin

a 300 pound person who strokes himself every day and may seem like he is straight but is the gayest in the world and gets it in the butt by a person named chuck lowe. He screams daddy all day and owns 15 dildos

Chuck: I am going to stick my 3 foot dick in Kevin

by Spanky48 October 8, 2020

Kevinate

verb: 1) The act of making something or someone Kevin-like.
2)-d; modified in nature by Kevin, or by someone who makes it like Kevin.

1) "The boy was very uncool, so we had to Kevinate him"
2) "Look at that place, it is totally Kevinated..."

by The Kevinated One October 2, 2003

Kevin

Fucking Blick asf guy always catch him running from the fed for finessing a Nando’s meal.

Kevin you mother fucking Nando’s smuggler

by This is yo momma May 12, 2020

Kevin

To sign off abruptly on someone.

Guy 1: Hey did you talk to him about saturday?
Guy 2: I couldn't, he pulled a kevin on me.

by D3k4ll October 1, 2010

Kevin

A kid that gets baddass girls just turning his back , has swaag out the ass , best dress game in his school , is on sum g shit , and is very cute .

Oh my god ! Kevin is soo cute I love him !

by Flyyboy July 29, 2011

Kevin

A realistic, egotistical, narcissistic, spoiled, smart-ass who can't take criticism and only cares about himself. He makes friends easily and everyone hates him for it. He is also annoying, loud, and has no filter. He can be sweet can caring, but only if he wants to be.

Person 1: You know what your problem is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You act too much like a Kevin.

by whydoyoucareatall March 4, 2019

Kevin

Coolest man around if you’re with Kevin then you know he has a big Dick ladies love Kevin as he is always ready to pull out his big Kevin

Nancy-Did you see the size of that dick on Kevin?

by Bigdickhurts April 22, 2019