kevin

a 300 pound person who strokes himself every day and may seem like he is straight but is the gayest in the world and gets it in the butt by a person named chuck lowe. He screams daddy all day and owns 15 dildos
Chuck: I am going to stick my 3 foot dick in Kevin
by Spanky48 October 08, 2020
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Kevinate

verb: 1) The act of making something or someone Kevin-like.
2)-d; modified in nature by Kevin, or by someone who makes it like Kevin.
1) "The boy was very uncool, so we had to Kevinate him"
2) "Look at that place, it is totally Kevinated..."
by The Kevinated One October 03, 2003
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Kevin

Fucking Blick asf guy always catch him running from the fed for finessing a Nando’s meal.
by This is yo momma May 12, 2020
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Kevin

To sign off abruptly on someone.
Guy 1: Hey did you talk to him about saturday?
Guy 2: I couldn't, he pulled a kevin on me.
by D3k4ll September 30, 2010
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Kevin

A kid that gets baddass girls just turning his back , has swaag out the ass , best dress game in his school , is on sum g shit , and is very cute .
Oh my god ! Kevin is soo cute I love him !
by Flyyboy July 29, 2011
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Kevin

A realistic, egotistical, narcissistic, spoiled, smart-ass who can't take criticism and only cares about himself. He makes friends easily and everyone hates him for it. He is also annoying, loud, and has no filter. He can be sweet can caring, but only if he wants to be.
Person 1: You know what your problem is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You act too much like a Kevin.
by whydoyoucareatall March 05, 2019
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Kevin

A overly egotistical chinese person who always put himself above others. He often has a small penis
He is a Kevin
by SIUSD August 07, 2022
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