Donkey

A complete an utter asshole who has no compassion or sense of common decency toward fellow man.

Also a form of greating towards above defined "donkey" such as
What up Donk?
Hey Donkey?
DOOONKEEEY!

James is such a donkey, no one will live with him expect his dog Stewert.

by GODol Fleish June 3, 2004

donkey

Can be used as a Verb, adj, noun, and much much more.

examples: He was donkeying around.
What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

He was donkeying arou What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

by Steve September 11, 2003

donkey

(noun)

1. A business venture which one spends vast amounts of money on, and recieves no returns from it.
2. An object or item which one spends a lot of money on, especially if the item or object does not serve its purpose correctly.

1. "Ron poured 40 grand into a donkey of his and now he's crying poor."
2.
"I bought this 16 inch thermo-fan for my Datsun but it doesn't fit. I think it's a donkey."
"What did it cost you?"
"Not willing to tell."

by Cabji September 27, 2003

Donkey

The term for a not very intelligent criminal of the sexual offender persuasion.

This donkey actually tried to get kids in the van by offering them candy.

by MI10 September 15, 2011

donkey

A fictional creature. Usually grey and slow.
They don't actually don't exist!

I had a dream I was riding a donkey. It was pretty dull

by amcoolasferk. January 12, 2011

donkey

a term used to describe an inept staffer to an ineffective Congressman or Representative.

Those donkeys in Filner's office wouldn't know a Resolution from Shinola.

by Alfonz B. Man May 30, 2006

donkey

something or someone that is big and goofy-looking.

"yo man that teachers hair looks like it just came out of a tornado. soo0o0o donkey."
"haha that shiit is so donkeyed out, the apple looks like oprahs saggy ass AND its blue"

by michael oslon March 1, 2007