November 1st

National 5 star ur best friend day, because sometimes they deserve it.

Me- Hey it’s November 1st you know what that means

Best Friends- What?
Me- *slap*
Best Friend- “Holy Shit Ouch”

by bish12345 November 1, 2019

May 1st

Get head from your a friend

On May 1st I am getting head from my friend!

by Chris ledger March 28, 2021

November 1st

Today will be National Hug Your Pillow And Pretend It’s Your Crush Day! We know, we all are lonely right now.

“Do you know what day it is?”
‘Of course, it’s November 1st!’
“Well it’s also National hug your pillow day and pretend its your crush!”
‘Oh, okay person who simps over fictional characters.’
“Whatever! Can’t wait to cry while hugging the pillow thinking of them.”

by saiharachan November 1, 2020

1st period

Where you are completley dead since it is 7am and it is usually your hardest class of the day

Ugh 1st period . Why do you exist

by riceballlover October 28, 2017

Jan 1st

Bitch your amazing man or women be yourself and don’t let anyone change you!Bi,Gay or straight your beautiful so stay that way

It can be used if you want to put the short date or if your telling someone your birthday eg:my birthday is Jan 1st

by Charlotte_crazy_thebest November 5, 2019

1st Lady

Beyond Wifey, !st Ladys cannot be divorced, Top priority

Yo Man Iz you still with wifey

Yea but i upgraded her ass to 1st Lady

by osofuuckindubbilishis October 14, 2008

December 1st

The day that follows NNN in which you can finally bust that fat nut that you’ve been harnessing for a whole month. Boys, it’s time for Destroy your Dick December

Him: Yes! Finally it’s December 1st
*goes to the bathroom and faps like a boss*
*forgot to lock the door*
*mother walks in*
*busts fat nut all over mom...*

by iForgor💀 November 16, 2018