bad species that should return to monkeys
also as a better term: more evolved monkeys that almost die when they give birth
also as a better term: more evolved monkeys that almost die when they give birth
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by taylor coulter September 16, 2009
Get the human mug.The chaotic lifeforms of planet earth, they tend to create a huge war when they don't get their way.
by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016
Get the Human mug.The single most boastful and ignorant species on Earth. These creatures are more animal than the other creatures they consider animals. they are not civilized at all. Most think they are the only "intelligent" creatures in the universe.
To sum up they (by they I mean we) are worthless.
To sum up they (by they I mean we) are worthless.
George Carlin defines humans "we aren't civilized, no what we are is a semi-civilized species with baseball-caps and automatic weapons."
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Get the Human mug.Unlike some of those human hating racists who've infested this site, i say that humanity is the greatest race! It is true that we made sometimes stupid things, we are very good at fucking things up, but who gives a shit about that?!
We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe.
And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.
We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe.
And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.
Humanity spreaded across the universe, and slaughtered and enslaved everything in its path. Don't mess with humans!
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Get the human mug.The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite.
Humans may express the following symptoms:
Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Humans may express the following symptoms:
Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Evangelicals: God loves everyone!
Atheist: I'm Atheist
Evangelicals: Your going to hell!
Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?
Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.
Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.
(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
Atheist: I'm Atheist
Evangelicals: Your going to hell!
Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?
Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.
Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.
(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
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