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chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.
Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
by shimee September 23, 2013
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strawman method

keep just bringing up different random arguments that are way easier to argue about, because you know more about them
person 1: the letter h is better because it is harder to break

person 2: h causes extra weight which means less efficiency and reliability, it is also less aerodynamic

person 1: this isn't F1 stop using the strawman method
by h_lover28 January 20, 2022
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The Dunnikov Method

1. (a) A tactic employed during combat against large groups of the undead/infected in the context of a zombie apocalypse, esp. in the face of overwhelming numbers and/or imminent defeat. The method involves encouraging the undead/infected to follow the living/uninfected combatant(s) in a loop around an area of unspecified size, resulting in the undead/infected grouping into single file formation, approximately resembling a conga line. The living/uninfected combatants are thus able to more effectively counter the undead/infected menace.

(b) Often shortened to 'The Dunnikov'.

2. A verb describing the use of the Dunnikov Method.
1. (a) "Captain, we've been overrun."

"It's time to initiate the Dunnikov method."

(b) "I've had enough of these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking farm! I'm switching to the Dunnikov."

2. "Sir, the situation at the front is getting desperate, some units have even been reduced to Dunnikoving."
by Denny von Schwanzkopfen March 29, 2013
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Monoscientific method

: to do research utilizing only the first five steps of the scientific method without ever accomplishing the sixth step of reporting the results.
see: scientific method

John Doe is using the Monoscientific method to do research toward a cure for cancer without sharing the results with anyone so that he can cure himself.
by Bthizzel August 29, 2012
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The Palmer Method

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.
Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.
by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022
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heinz method

When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!
Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!
by Buck nasty Bastad October 13, 2016
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Caenepeel Method

A method applied to Chemical Engineering problems to force a person to think outside the box. There are several parts to do the method: system, concept, input and outputs, model, and assumptions.
Danny: Why I am doing this method?
Rawad: Not sure, my hand hurts from doing the Caenepeel method for so long.
Chris: Dont mock the Caenepeel Method, it's a great method for solving equations.
Andrew: Ahh waaa!
by Danny March 3, 2005
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