by dr right wing August 16, 2014
Get the half crapmug. 1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
Get the Not Give a Crapmug. I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.
by TartanMarine June 19, 2010
Get the Obligatory Crapmug. Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
Get the Fap crapmug. 
the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.
by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011
Get the crap strapmug. 