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hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.
Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.
by Lach stock October 20, 2017
mugGet the hog lobstermug.

hog trotter

Penis of a hog. A declicacy in the south. Another slang term for it is a Tom thumb. ( southern term)
They cooked a hog trotter for dinner and sliced it up every one thought it was a piece of ham.
by wordologist618 December 22, 2012
mugGet the hog trottermug.

Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.
See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.
by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 28, 2011
mugGet the Convo Hoggingmug.

inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
mugGet the inside-hands hoggingmug.

hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.
"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.
by wordmaster_clarence November 21, 2017
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yield hog

Wealthy men, typically Wall Street types employed in the financial sector, who aquire and use as many sexual conquests as possible. However, a Yield Hog customarily targets women of lesser means, divorcees, unhappily married women, or beautiful but unintelligent women below their social class out of insecurity
Instead of marrying a doctor or an attorney or successful businesswoman, the Yield Hog trolled the dating apps for lonely divorced women to use.
by Finanseer July 29, 2022
mugGet the yield hogmug.

Hog

Hey Paul, look at her huge tits! Jesus Christ, they're HOG!
by Not a Dickbeard March 26, 2025
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