CrackBook

A synonym for Facebook. As in, as good as crack.

Holy fuck that crackbook is addictive!

by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 26, 2011

Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.

See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.

by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 26, 2011