slam-tard

One who is a retard to the point of making one to physically harm another.

"Erin is a fucking Slam-tard...But kinda hot." - Chris's bad side.
"That's fine, she doesn't have to talk when you do her." - Chris's other bad side.

by -V(ChXc)- September 7, 2007

working tard

play on phrase "working hard"; meaning one who works hard but stupidly, and thus gets unsatisfying results.

"I bust my ass and only make thirty-two-thousand bucks a year."

"You're working tard."

by freemason5600 October 5, 2011

P-Tarded

Retarded, Vain, Rude, DUMB...

People think theyre so smart and poplular.. but they really have no life and and our selfless. We call those people P-tarded

by iKaan June 21, 2010

Wii-Tard

Any person who cannot, no matter how hard they try, get the hang of using a Wii.

"Sally's such a wii-tard, she can't even do the will bowl without f*cking up and hitting the A button everytime!"

by Absolut Ang March 12, 2009

Wii-tard

the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.

Man, Nick's been bowling since we got home. He's such a Wii-tard.

by Aydrianne June 14, 2007

Charred Tard

An African American retard.

Hey, look at that charred tard over there.

by Justin April 7, 2005

e-tarded

incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer

My friend Doug is totally e-tarded

by Naruto the Negro October 18, 2008