3 definitions by King G

Someone who is acting like a retard online
King G: Hi Chat Room
E-Tard: DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM?
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE? DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?
King G: STFU NOOB!!!
by King G July 1, 2005
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Short for Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off. Often used in online chat rooms. Also an amusing thing to name a cat when pronounced as a word.
1- King G: Im so Ghetto
Idiot: ROFLMAO!

2-Here Roflmao, kitty muffins!
Roflmao: MEOW!
by King G July 9, 2005
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A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.
Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15

Race:
Being White:-400
by King G July 1, 2005
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