Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear

"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"

by samweis May 26, 2013

Night Tap

A sexual interlude to end the evening before retiring to bed.

Let’s head upstairs for a little Night Tap before bed.

by anonymous June 20, 2024

Tap in merchant

A "tap in merchant" is a football(soccer) player who scores a large number of goals by getting into easy-to-reach positions to score a "tap-in," which is a goal scored with minimal effort from close range and also lacks other skills, such as dribbling, playmaking, or a good first touch, relying only on being in the right place to score

Cristiano Ronaldo only scores tap ins and penalties he’s a tap in merchant

by David_5 September 21, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.

Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .

by karss June 13, 2016

Shoulder Tap

When a lady’s partner is performing cunnilingus & they are terrible & have no flippin clue what they are doing, she will give them a tap on the shoulder, letting them know they can just give up. The Shoulder Tap means there is no chance in hell she was going to cum & she’s bored & likely irritated. She will likely never call them again.

Kelly: How was your night with Ruben? How was that tongue down there?
Jill: Horrible. He had no damn idea what he was doing, so I gave him the shoulder tap so he’d just fuckin quit already.

by Clean AsA Whistle June 19, 2021

Tap Chi

tap chi is a verb which is when you hit a vape and it’s other alternative is tck which is to tap a cart

I tapped chi at lunch. I hid tap chi from my teacher

by Chi master December 11, 2024