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Stoop Stoops

n; A really stupid person, used for emphasis; Stephen D.
by blaablaaablaaaa November 10, 2010
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sloop eye

when one eye is significantly smaller than the other, typically induced from drinking and/or smoking
Woah, Billy, your sloop eye is so evident in these pictures from last night! You must have been really fucked up!
by Jamal the Sloop May 10, 2011
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Scoop

Scoop- a word used instead of a "swear word" so inplace of the swear just say scoop, it's funny, makes sence, and gets the point across.
I got to take a really big scoop (sh*t, but don't actually say sh*t)
And it's gonna hurt like a scoop (bi*ch)
So you better scooping (f*cking) get out the way b4 i scooping (f*cking) kill u
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scoop and shake

When you place your double chin under somebodies ballsack, and wiggle it like a bad mother cock licker.
I love to "scoop and shake" my papa!
My papa loves to "scoop and shake" me.
We love orgy's.
by dicklicker5000-eli June 11, 2014
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Scoop

Verb
-To remove the inner soft bready part of a bagel in order to reduce the amount of carbs consumed

Noun
-A person (male or female) who orders their bagels "scooped out", or without the inner soft bready part

-One who prefers their bagels scooped out

-A person exhibiting J.A.P.-like qualities, such as ordering their bagels scooped who is or is not a member of the Jewish faith
-A person who frequents Tompkins Square Bagels in the East Village, New York wearing yoga pants and nike running shoes and orders their bagels scooped
"Can I have a whole wheat everything bagel, but can you scoop out the inside and put lots of tofu veggie spread on...I don't want too many carbs."

"He looks like the type of guy that would scoop his bagels."
"Look at that scoop right there."
by smax615 January 27, 2015
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Scoop ass

The act of Inserting a scoop of vanilla ice cream inside someone's asshole, in an attempt to make it chocolate.
Guy #1: Yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting hungry and scoop ass'ed each other.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.
by CringeMaster5000 March 10, 2016
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Shwoop

when a guy is a too chicken to actually ask you out so he slides in there and takes the role of boyfriend
Shwooped is like sliding in your DMs..but in reality.
by Gangsterp March 6, 2018
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