east side

The eastern part of San José, California. Known for its having lots of Mexican and Asian residents, as well as a high crime rate.

Places of interest in East SJ include Evergreen Valley College, Eastridge Mall, Chuck E Cheese's, and the infamous King and Story intersection.

I wanted to visit some friends in the East Side, but my mom didn't let me because I might get shot.

by G-Suck July 10, 2007

Dark Side

To engage in sexual relations with female Midshipman at the United States Merchant Marine Academy at Kings Point, NY. Also popular among USNA Midshipman.
A person who has engaged in Dark Siding is commonly known as a Dark Sider, also less commonly referred to as The Emperor or Darth Vader, depending upon the attractiveness of the female involved and/or the number of instances of Dark Siding committed by the individual.

Hey did you hear about Smith, he's gone over to the dark side, poor bastard.

by KP Setback June 29, 2006

The Dork Side

When someone has potential to be cool but is drawn to dorks.

Oh, he joined the dork side

by Kingsolo September 17, 2010

Side-Skyping

A sub-Skype chat that develops as a result of two or more individuals that are participating in a Skype chat start their own chat while remaining in original chat

Lynne, Jonathan and Mark are side-skyping the HEY chat.

by Cortney B December 12, 2007

Side Kiss

When a guy doesn't know if he should give a kiss on the girl's cheeks or on her lips so he fucks it up by kissing her on the side of the lips.

"I had no idea what she was thinking so it turned into a Side Kiss."

by 34653486 October 28, 2013

side afros

What max has.

Max has side afros.

by Owen M><<> January 29, 2017

SideburnZ

A man who takes pride in friends he will never meet in real life. He sleeps in his closet on most nights, and doesn't bathe. Also he has a sock that he wears on his left hand that has a face similar to his great-grandpa's and he spends time talking to this sock on his hand.

SideburnZ just spent twelve hours in his closet talking to his sock again while Masturbating to his winter boots.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong September 9, 2004